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Topic: Worst Joke Wednesday

  1. Croix
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    29 January 2020 in reply to Birdy77
    How do you get down from a tree?
    You don’t. Down comes from a duck.
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    31 January 2020 in reply to Croix

    Hello everyone..

    A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck's bill.

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  3. Croix
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    31 January 2020 in reply to Ggrand
    😂
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    5 February 2020 in reply to Ggrand
    Q: How do skunks know who to spray and whom not to spray?

    A: Instink
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  5. SuzyD
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    6 February 2020 in reply to Birdy77

    Hi all ... I’m new to BB, and am enjoying these cute little games ... I hope you like my first very bad joke!😂

    ”What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?A nervous wreck!”

    Ehehe ... Cheers, Suzy🌺

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  6. eight
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    6 February 2020 in reply to SuzyD

    me: i've been thinking of making those charts like, the ones with the circles and shows the similarities between them

    my vampire friend: venn

    me: ehhhh, maybe tomorrow

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  7. Croix
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    6 February 2020 in reply to eight

    What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?
    A two-year-old vampire.

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  8. Moonstruck
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    14 February 2020 in reply to Croix

    You're running out of jokes aren't you Croix? (forgive me for going off topic...couldn't help myself, sorry)

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    15 February 2020 in reply to Moonstruck
    One day fridges will take revenge..They will burst into our bedrooms in the middle of the night...Turn the light on, stare at you for a few minutes....then leave..
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    15 February 2020 in reply to Ggrand
    At the bookstore:

    Me: "I'd like this book on revenge"

    Cashier: "You'll pay for that"
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