This worked quite well on another forum site.

It may float or sink on this one. We'll find out.

Don't ask what you will win being the last to post, it will be something useless.

But have a go anyway.

I'm last to post so far. Am I a winner?

No you're not. a few years back we had a lively thread on this topic too....the wonderful guy who started it disappeared from forum (as far as I know) and I miss him. I can't quite recall the actual name of the thread but its concept was the same I am sure.

anyone else remember it?............anyway I win!!

Mr P,

Moon, I remember the thread but there was another concept.

I suppose every one wins and everyone is last for a short time or have I missed the point.

Hi Quirky.....as I recall, it was started by Gruffud....Croix would remember him...and probably CMF too I think...she used to play with us...just can't think of the thread's name!!

I miss Gruffud...discussing long train journeys and the ducks swimming in the surf!!

I remembered! It was called "Thread Killer" wasn't it? and the last person to post killed it...remember? well it looks like I have killed it now doesn't it....I declare myself the winner!

(actually there seem to be a few threads I have "killed" quite unintentionally in the past. I've replied,saying sincere and heartfelt things...then hey presto! No more contributors...another thread bites the dust!! I don't mean to, I really don't...but it's happened several times...(must be something I said (???)...

anyway this one - if it's the same as the old Thread Killer....is a pushover for me by the looks of it! anyone else going to play?

Yeah, I thought I might sneak in and hide in the corner where no one will see me.

Well at least I have another person to play with! I thought I'd Killed It!...but no, you were brave enough to take me on.....let's see how long you can be the winner!! These guys are sneaky....they creep on here in the dead of night, silent and stealthy, and win the thread from right under our noses...we have to be vigilant Mr Ploppy.............

Ha! You fools thought you were alone? Pathetic. I am here now, and I declare this thread... dead! Just try to challenge me.

I usually don’t take on challenges but I decided this one I won’t back down from....so I am the winner...I have the winning trophy...I challenge you to take it away from me..🏆...if you dare..

Excellent, you've all given up. I always knew I'd win this game.

Not quite honey.......

I’ve just sneaked in..ha ha I’m last

I heard that.

What will we play while we're waiting for playmates to join us? Hopscotch? Do children still play that any more? we still can, if we want to, can't we? If I get on the swing will you give me a push? I don't care who wins tonight...just want some playmates to have fun with..like we used to when we were kids and life hadn't got at us yet.

Sure, I'll give you a push. Byeeeee.

I used to play hopscotch when I was a little child..oh so long ago..oh and the merry go rounds where someone had to push it round and round for the ones lucky enough to get on, ha ha more then not the pusher used to run around with it and jump on but so many times they fell while trying to get on...

At last I'm last, but how long will I last?

Not long at all was it sweetheart?

Yeah, a bit like life itself, too short.

I usually want to be first..but first looses...now I want to be the last poster....the last post wins..

Is this the kids-at-heart thread?

I once heard a saying:

"The First shall be last and the Last shall be first!"

Or am I imagining?

Hooray Hooray...we have a new playmate! It's IreneM.....hooray for IreneM!.......she had a go and was last (while it lasted...haha)....yes this is how you play IreneM.....now I've won...I'm last.

Was wondering if anyone would knock Grandy off the winner's post.....(she'll get right back up again don't worry...she is a very tough lady, but with so much softness to give to others.... You'll like Mr Ploppy....he hasn't told me yet why he chose that name...it reminds me of some character in a scary movie...right on the tip of my tongue...a "Mr" someone, but don't think he was a nice guy like Mr Ploppy........anyway I declare myself the new winner!!!

(Bob Dylan sang about the "first one now will later be last"...cos The times They are a changin'...)

Beep beep 🚜..I’m coming up behind IreneM...Just about to overtake her and be the last one to post...until I seen Moon has slipped into the front once again....Not sure what your driving Moon..I’ve got my rocket powered tractor that gets me to places around the forums in just seconds😂..You’ve got to be fast to catch me...I’m just about to overtake you Moon..here I come..😁..I’m looking behind me now..👋 bye Moon and Irene...I’m now the last one to post...Yippee I’m the new winner.....

Uh oh! You didn't see me flying behind you!

Now I'm the new winner! Yay!

Congratulations, romantic. Pick up your win on the way out. LOL

Oh thank you Mr Ploppy, how kind! What do I win :D

(By the way your post made me lol so thank you for that!!)

So you're still here Mr Ploppy...I thought you'd taken your bat and ball and gone home! Romantic Thief...I let you bask in the glory of being winner for a while....but oh dear...sorry, but here I go bursting your bubble....have a lovely day...

while I wait for my prize that Mr Ploppy promised he would deliver to my door personally...can hardly wait!!

I was gonna post the prize to you, romantic. But then people are continually pushing in.

How very unthoughtful of them.

Ha ha ...I’m 👁👁 This thread..

G

I'm winning now....he he he....