Is this one of those 'Fractured Fairytales' which begins:
Once upon a time, there was a Little Red Cat (hereafter known as LRC) who pack a 🧺to
take to her friend, Grandy, who lived in
a cosy home in a clearing in the jungle, full of trees with vines dangling
LRC skipped to a halt when Monkey 🐒came
swinging past. & like the last pin standing, Monkey very nearly bowled LRC
Soon Monkey🐒 returned like a pendulum do. (😸)
“Did I smell a 🍌in your 🧺, LRC? Monkey asked as simultaneously,
LRC yowled, “Slow down, Monkey, you almost knocked me down!
“Well is there? Monkey asked, not hearing what LRC had
“What’s the rush, anyway?” LRC asked.
“Oh, you know, just trying to be last. You have to be
quick if you want to be last“, Monkey said.
"Really last in line for🥛when
there five sibs there before you.”, LRC said, “ & also, it’s no good being
last to the 📤when
they have all been there before you either.”
..... [to be continued?]