We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.

W. H. Auden

Hey Kanga, i quite like watching tv by candlelight, especially when it is cold and raining outside :-)

Believe you can and you're halfway there - Theodore Roosevelt

cmf is that a proposal? to a candlelight tv night?

You can always live in hope -: me

This is the BBC hold it up to the light. Not a brain in sight. the goon show.

( I thing that should apply to any branch of government)

'Success is not final....nor failure fatal'

unknown

"Sometimes, Dead is better"

Stephen King - Pet Sematary

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

Henny Youngman

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other. - Abraham Lincoln

Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe and stronger than you seem and smarter than you think. A.A. Milne

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Henry A.Kissinger

My pace is too fast for my wife. My wifes speed is too dlow for me. So we hold hands and enter tranquility together..

My quote

Tony WK

Murphy's law " If anything can go wrong it will, and at the worst possible moment."

O'Toole's law " Murphy was an optimist!"

"Not the Kingswood I've just chromed the tow ball"

Leave your money on the fridge

Pickle me grandmother

Ted Bullpit (grumble bum)

"Is hamster"

Manuel, waiter, Fawlty Towers

"It will all be all right in the end.....and if it is not all right....IT IS NOT YET THE END!"........

(Best Exotic Marigold Hotel)​

"Curses, foiled again!"

Snidely Whiplash from Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties

Mohammad Ali:

"Impossible is not a fact. It is an opinion. It is not a declaration. It is a dare. Impossible is potential..."