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Topic: Worst Joke Wednesday

  1. Croix
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    9 November 2021 in reply to Ggrand

    I was at the airport when I spotted my friend Jack - so I yelled out "Hi Jack"

    The resultant events were unexpected and unfortunate.

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  2. quirkywords
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    10 November 2021 in reply to Croix
    I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’
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    16 November 2021 in reply to quirkywords
    What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
    "This is a stand-up".
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    23 November 2021 in reply to Croix
    People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.
    But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.
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    24 November 2021 in reply to Croix

    A man was out on a walk when he saw a sign outside the police station that said, “Man wanted for robbery.”

    So he went in and applied for the job.

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    7 December 2021 in reply to Ggrand
    The self-depreciation society is taking applications for new members.
    I've already put myself down.
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    8 December 2021 in reply to Croix

    I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

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    8 December 2021 in reply to quirkywords

    Hello Everyone..

    Someone has removed the fifth month from all of my calendars.....

    I’m dismayed

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  9. Moonstruck
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    9 December 2021 in reply to Ggrand

    Funniest one I've heard in ages Grandy....now I just have to try to remember it to add to the three jokes I have in my repertoire.....

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    14 December 2021 in reply to Moonstruck
    Two calendars fell in love with each other
    They went on a lot of dates
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    15 December 2021 in reply to Croix

    Hello everyone...🤗..

    Why was everybody so tired on April 1st?

    Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

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    28 December 2021 in reply to Birdy77

    Did you hear about the street walker in Venice?

    They drowned.

    (sorry not quite Wednesday but this gave me a giggle)

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    28 December 2021 in reply to Banksy92
    First one says: So i heard that you're good swimmer.
    Second one replies: Yeah, I was a postman in Venice for 4 years.
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    29 December 2021 in reply to Croix

    My friend was living in Venice, Italy. Neither-land Nor-way.

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    29 December 2021 in reply to Ggrand

    I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year,

    but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

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    4 January 2022 in reply to quirkywords
    My New Year's resolution is to procrastinate. I'll start tomorrow.
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    11 January 2022 in reply to Croix

    What does the little Champagne bottle call his father?

    Pop!

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    12 January 2022 in reply to Croix
    The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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    14 January 2022 in reply to quirkywords

    The older I get the less answers I know

    (I'm not sure if this is a joke or just life:(

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    15 January 2022 in reply to Croix

    Hello Everyone.....🤗🌹

    You know you’re old when the candles cost more than the cake.......anyway....We’re not old… we’re recycled teenagers.🌹💚...

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    15 January 2022 in reply to Ggrand
    Ggggrandy,
    ... heehee, or when they opt for the 'two numbers' (- I feel a bit duped with only 2 candles) - what point is there in living to 100 now if you can't set off the smoke alarms??
    So, recycled huh? - and what bin do we get put in for the kerbside collection? Saving the planet gone mad if you ask me...

    Croix,
    ...hm, you might be right, increased wisdom is accepting we don't need to know the answers - they already exist as night follows day.
    Fewer people know less than the lesson of the few; but to lessen the few is to lower the view... phew!
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    11 February 2022 in reply to tranzcrybe

    Hello Everyone....🤗..

    What’s the best flower for a boy to give his mom for Mother’s Day?

    .....Son-flowers of course 🌻

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  23. Spacefiasco
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    16 February 2022

    What do you call a pile of kittens?

    a Meowntain 🐱🐯🏔

    Happy Wednesday everyone

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    16 February 2022 in reply to Spacefiasco

    Q: What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties?

    A: The Great Catsby

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    23 February 2022 in reply to Croix
    How do you buy a kitten when the pet store is closed?
    You order it from the Cat-alogue
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    23 February 2022 in reply to Croix

    Hello Everyone.....

    Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

    They wanted to make some mewsic

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    17 March 2022 in reply to Ggrand
    My neighbor is so inconsiderate-
    He came pounding on my front door at 4am!
    Thankfully I was already awake practicing my drum solo, but very rude🙄
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  28. Moonstruck
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    23 March 2022 in reply to Croix

    Two Irishmen looking for work, saw this sign "Tree fellers wanted"

    One said to the other.."Now if Paddy was here with us, we'd have got that job!"

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    23 March 2022 in reply to Croix

    Hi everyone...

    What is the best possible holiday present....

    A broken drum....l.you just can’t beat it..

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    23 March 2022 in reply to Ggrand

    For my next trick, I intend to eat a percussion instrument in a sandwich.
    Drum roll please...

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