Well my inner child is in charge today. Thrown a wobbly and said no bloody way am I watching everyone else eat birthday cake for the rest of my life and being sugar free and miserable.
Critic went beserk.
The side effects will come back.
You'll have to admit to everyone after a year sugar free you gave in.
Hubby will be angry at having to deal with you moods when you go through sugar withdrawal all over again.
You'll gain even more weight. Look awful enough as it is. Hubby will be revolted and leave.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Yep. Inner child stuck her fingers in her ears and showed critic the finger. And ate more chocolate.
Far. Out. Chocolate is AMAZING! I have such a headache. But chocolate is sooooo yummy. So is birthday cake.
Inner child and I are chilling headache and all. Embracing LAZY! Oh dear it is almost 4pm and I'm still in my pjs. Ah well.
Watched "trolls" with my kids and loved the music and the feel good kids movie storyline.
Feel pretty mellow. This is nuts. I feel like I've drunk a few glasses of tequila. I don't drink anymore. Inner child says who cares the lids are happy. It's miss 3's birthday and the doc thinks they have chickenpox so we're stuck at home anyway. And the kids are having fun too. Isn't that better than feeling crap and angry?
Critic is panicking. Hubby will be home soon. Go get dressed! Fake it. Lie.
Inner child and I don't really give a crap. So what. I'm human. So once a year you eat chocolate and get all good funny. Least it's legal.
Maybe hubby will say far out woman if this is you with a sugar fix EAT THE BLOODY STUFF consequences be damned.
As for pjs so what I painted the grout in the shower finally. So can't have a shower till later anyway. Too bad. The kids are happy. The house is less trashed than usual. So what's the big deal?
I'll try again tomorrow. That's ok. Oh shut up critic! You are such a killjoy. Yes I am weird. That's generally what happens when you introduce a new drug to your system. Yes. Sugar is a drug. Crack for Nat. Hehe. Oh put a sock in it critic. Go bother someone else. You're stuck here? Huh sucks to be you. Payback is a b....
Ooookay. I'm going to crash at some point but for now I'll get offline and go be sugary elsewhere.
By the way Quirky enjoy being silly and childlike. My inner critic HATES it mwhahahahaha (yes... That is an evil laugh).
Bye for now.