Dear people, I’ve had a little play and a bit of fun with the words in the soup that Christopher has provided. I’ve pulled as many words as I could from the soup and made them into silly sentences. If I had more time and was a bit more cleverer, it might be funnier or even sillier, but here’s my attempt.
“I’m thinking that I don’t mind a drink once in a while. Sometimes I think I’ve got a problem with anxiety where it gets to the point where sleep doesn’t come easy at night and many times over a month, I’ve found love and it’s been great.
My GP says I have depression and that I need help.
My psychologist says I should tell my partner to keep working and to be a better person.
I think in life we try too hard to be normal and that when I was a kid I would wish everyone around me would be happy as my dog.
I want people to know that this day, month and year I don’t mind being impotent (whoops, that’s supposed to be important – the font was very small) and that I will stop my relationship when I’m old.”